Archive

Aged Care
- Jan 18, 2022 Doctor: “Oh Heavens No… You’ll Never Lawn Bowl Again You Silly Old Duck”
- Jan 4, 2020 Canberra’s hottest day on record not unprecedented says local climate change denialist
- Dec 16, 2019 Daughter not appalled enough to remove parent from disreputable aged care facility
- Oct 14, 2019 Son outraged by treatment of mother on annual visit to Nursing Home
Allergies
- Dec 16, 2019 "Just pick them off" says Granddad to severely allergic Grandson
- Aug 6, 2019 Risk averse mum switches off peanut butter advertisement on tv
Alternative Medicine
- Dec 8, 2021 Suction Parasites Prove Fire Resistant
- May 29, 2020 Myofascial Release technique to be used in revolutionary penis enlargement trial
- May 21, 2020 Jedi Master outdone by Craniosacral Therapist
- Apr 23, 2020 Paleo Pete too dodgy for dodgy energy revitalisation platform manufacturer
- Feb 10, 2020 Counter irritation analgesia enthusiast trials novel treatment
- Dec 28, 2019 Homeopathy Alliance: We’re as committed to promoting good health as we are good science.
- Dec 28, 2019 Reiki Master accidentally heals heater
- Dec 27, 2019 Reader mistakes Anti-Vaxxer rant for Betoota Advocate article
- Dec 20, 2019 “It’s not placebo” says Crystal Healer, “It just works better when you believe in it”.
- Dec 15, 2019 Dodgy Doctor’s antivax comments not most disturbing stance taken this week
- Sep 25, 2019 Dodgy natural healer fails to see why dodgy treatments targeted in health insurance reforms
- Sep 24, 2019 Private health insurance reforms spark outrage amongst homeopaths: No one cares
Chiropractic
- Feb 6, 2023 Spinal Blockage Released Following Reconnection Of Brain & Nervous System
- Jan 25, 2023 Innovator: Chiro Pioneers Novel Therapy
- Jan 23, 2023 Special Report: Chiro Escalates Search For Misplaced Keys
- Jan 13, 2023 Patient Fears For Life Following Red Flag Screening
- Mar 16, 2022 Mallet Attack On Sacrum Boosts Patient Self Efficacy
- Mar 10, 2022 Chiro Demands Payment From Patient
- Feb 15, 2022 Study: Cervical Spine HVLA Ineffective Against Cervical Arterial Dissection
- Dec 25, 2021 Study Finds Upright Sitting Is As Useless As It Is Uncomfortable
- Nov 13, 2021 Clinician Humble Enough To Take Credit Where None Is Due
- Mar 5, 2021 Breaking: Patient Fails To Follow Request To Lie On Back
- Feb 6, 2021 Diagnosis: Your Right L6 Is Stuck In Extension And Ipsilateral Rotation Again
- Oct 16, 2020 Chiropractor Injures Spine During Heated Dick Swinging Contest
- Jul 26, 2020 Report: Physiotherapists Forced Into Unpaid, After Hours Labour
- Jun 11, 2020 Structuralists Anonymous member suffers relapse
- May 20, 2020 Clinician: 'Low value care' rife among everyone I disagree with
- May 18, 2020 1 dead, scores injured following lumbar intervertebral disc explosion
- May 7, 2020 Manual Therapy Guru fails to find light switch in dark room
- Apr 24, 2020 Study: No benefit conferred from manual therapy on acute wry neck at 20 year follow up
- Apr 6, 2020 Societal health literacy overrules within session improvement in symptoms
- Feb 19, 2020 Case Report: Vertebral artery dissection preceded cervical spine manipulation
- Feb 16, 2020 Manual Therapist falls through elevated window of opportunity
- Feb 7, 2020 Overzealous practitioner's knowledge bomb fails to detonate
- Jan 28, 2020 Professor Fancyhands doesn’t care what the evidence says about manual therapy
- Jan 23, 2020 Report: Replacing term ‘subluxation’ with ‘nervous system’ resolves cognitive dissonance of entire Chiropractic Profession
- Jan 12, 2020 Local Chiro somehow manages straight face as patient theatrically recounts sex injury
- Dec 29, 2019 Dodgy Chiro’s advice for Kipling: Take the triumphs, blame disasters on patients
- Dec 28, 2019 Local Chiro toying with the idea of Evidence Based Practice in 2020
- Dec 24, 2019 Special report: 100% of adverse outcomes avoided when neck manipulation not performed
- Dec 22, 2019 "Chiropractors work the bones, Physios do the muscles" says clueless know-it-all, ripe for picking
Chronic Pain
- Jan 15, 2023 Report: Pain Gadgets Effective For Sexy Female Demographic
- Feb 18, 2020 Pinkman: In hindsight selling opioids would’ve been simpler
- Feb 10, 2020 Snake and Stick demand cut of Lorimer Moseley’s fortune
- Feb 9, 2020 Top Doc tired of being blamed for iatrogenic treatment pathways
- Dec 29, 2019 Chronic pain patient doesn’t care if pain is defined as perception or sensation
- Dec 28, 2019 Patient nonplussed to learn that chronic pain is not incurably structural but incurably physiological
- Sep 25, 2019 “Physio enthusiastically reframes Patient’s understanding of pain. Patient stares blankly
- Aug 21, 2019 Report finds incidence of face-palming among pain researchers on rapid rise
Continuing Education
- Jan 31, 2022 Physical Therapy Influencer Shares Clinical Reasoning Pearl Of Wisdom
- Dec 20, 2021 “I Think I Feel It” Says Physio Student Who Knows She Doesn’t Feel It
- Dec 9, 2021 Wizard Therapist Rebalances Underactive & Overactive Ligaments
- Nov 22, 2021 Physio Doubles Down On Tortured Metaphor
- Nov 20, 2021 Business Mentor Flaunts Fruits Of Labour With Dapper Accoutrement
- Nov 16, 2021 Professor Extra Pleased With Student Engagement In Today’s Lecture
- Mar 20, 2021 ‘I’m Not A Guru’ Says CPD Provider With Cult-Like Following
- Feb 13, 2021 Bloke Who Created Self-Named CPD Institute Is Likely A Wanker
- Jan 31, 2021 Confirmed: No Need To Satirise The SCP Guy’s Content
- Aug 15, 2020 Seminar Derailed By Person In Front Row With Hand Up Again
Domestic Violence
- Mar 4, 2020 Estranged Husband’s clenched fist repeatedly headbutted by crazed Wife
Evidence Based Practice
- Feb 5, 2023 Outcome Of Dog Acupuncture Inconclusive
- Jan 15, 2022 Phone Usage Causes Local Man’s Head To Grow To 27kg
- Dec 24, 2021 Study: Noceboic Gabbleblather As Harmful Online As It Is In Person
- Dec 15, 2021 Missing: Homogeneous interpretation of total evidence base
- Mar 20, 2021 ‘I’m Not A Guru’ Says CPD Provider With Cult-Like Following
- Jan 13, 2021 I Don’t Rely On The Evidence… The Evidence Relies On Me Says @figjamphysio
- Dec 18, 2020 I Don’t Need Manual Therapy To Be Effective Says Practitioner Who Needs Barbell To Be Effective
- Nov 20, 2020 Six Page MRI Report Describes Status Of Every Anatomical Structure
- Oct 29, 2020 Know It All Patient Reports S3/4 Facet Instability And Multifidus Fissuring
- Sep 14, 2020 Gist Of Research Gotten From Abstract
- Sep 9, 2020 Doubt raised over “Can't Go Wrong Getting Strong" slogan
- Aug 27, 2020 Star Midfielder Ruled Out Of Play Offs With Grade III Psychosocial Sprain
- Aug 24, 2020 Debate Over Deadlifting Technique Becomes Weirdly Political
- Jun 11, 2020 Structuralists Anonymous member suffers relapse
- May 23, 2020 Update: Clinical outcomes still don't validate treatment’s explanatory rationale
- May 21, 2020 Jedi Master outdone by Craniosacral Therapist
- May 18, 2020 1 dead, scores injured following lumbar intervertebral disc explosion
- Apr 24, 2020 Study: No benefit conferred from manual therapy on acute wry neck at 20 year follow up
- Feb 19, 2020 Maverick Practitioner remains one step ahead of the science
- Feb 15, 2020 Therapeutic nihilism looms large for jaded Evidence Based Practitioner
- Feb 12, 2020 Scandal: Traces of faeces allegedly found in Physiotherapist’s toolbox
- Feb 7, 2020 Overzealous practitioner's knowledge bomb fails to detonate
- Feb 7, 2020 Jim Molan's Q&A performance sparks interest from Australian Vaccination Network HR Department
- Jan 31, 2020 Evidence based infographic no match for Johnny McMuscle’s marketing magic
- Jan 26, 2020 Renowned anti-science Therapist spruiks favourable new research
- Jan 23, 2020 Report: Replacing term ‘subluxation’ with ‘nervous system’ resolves cognitive dissonance of entire Chiropractic Profession
- Jan 22, 2020 Outcomes of social media debate among health professionals: A qualitative analysis
- Jan 9, 2020 Novel back pain treatment bulletproofs patient self-efficacy
- Dec 28, 2019 Homeopathy Alliance: We’re as committed to promoting good health as we are good science.
- Dec 16, 2019 Physio follows new evidence, updates practice: sky doesn’t fall in
- Dec 11, 2019 “Evidence based practice is arduous and time consuming”, says practitioner who squeezes in two hours of social media bickering per day
Exercise Physiology
- Dec 31, 2022 Fitball Exercise Builds Maaaaaaasive Quads
- Jun 9, 2022 Report: Functional Patterns Trumps Dysfunctional Patterns
- Nov 24, 2021 Revealed: Bad Backs Caused By Not Deadlifting
- Nov 19, 2021 Heroic Practitioner Generates Bullet Resistant Rotator Cuff
- Mar 22, 2021 Man Makes Sweet Love To Foam Roller
- Feb 10, 2021 Shabby Knee To Wall Masking Tape Due For An Upgrade
- Jan 12, 2021 Breaking: Idiotic Trainer Posts Idiotic Advice Again
- Sep 9, 2020 Doubt raised over “Can't Go Wrong Getting Strong" slogan
- Jul 12, 2020 Report: Local Lazy Bastard Put To Shame By Deadlifting Granny
- Dec 18, 2019 Report: Any exercise will do for low back pain, EP ponders her worth
- Dec 15, 2019 Exercise Physiologist highly critical of Physiotherapy profession, unemployable outside of Physiotherapy setting
Fashion
- Nov 20, 2021 Business Mentor Flaunts Fruits Of Labour With Dapper Accoutrement
General Practice
- Dec 28, 2021 Clinician: I’m No Fear Mongerer… I Just Call Out A Farked Disc When I See One
- Mar 22, 2021 Local GP Shows No Sign Of Giving A Toss About Running 90minutes Late
- Mar 3, 2021 Surly Medical Receptionist Isn’t Having A Bar Of Your Friendly Small Talk
- Jan 8, 2021 Clinician Maintains Ernest Expression While Viewing MRI Images
- Jan 2, 2020 Toddler confirms spoonful of sugar does not make medicine go down in most delightful way
- Nov 5, 2019 “Can I be seen by a proper Australian doctor?” inquires octogenarian patient
- Oct 10, 2019 Report: Complaisant care linked to patient satisfaction, Experience Based Practitioners feel vindicated
- Oct 8, 2019 Monosyllabic teenaged patient leave GP wondering how consult will go.
Health Communication
- Jul 8, 2023 “It’s Not Nocebo If Your Telling The Truth” Says Clueless Doctor
- Jan 19, 2023 ‘No More Incoherent Messaging’ Says Incoherent Messenger
- Jan 13, 2023 Patient Fears For Life Following Red Flag Screening
- Jan 11, 2023 Up & Coming Legend Shares Pearl Of Wisdom
- Dec 20, 2022 Cartoon Man Farts Out Misinformation
- Mar 17, 2022 “…Aaaaand right there is the cartilage tear that’s ended your golfing days haha!”
- Jan 30, 2022 “Wtf! According To This We Shouldn’t Interrupt Patients” Remark Doctors
- Jan 21, 2022 Home Exercise Instructions Open To Interpretation
- Jan 4, 2022 Stalled Fluid Flow In Body Confirms Importance Of Ribcage Movement
- Dec 24, 2021 Study: Noceboic Gabbleblather As Harmful Online As It Is In Person
- Dec 14, 2021 Immune System Failure Follows Lapse In Emotional Boundary Setting
- Dec 14, 2021 Man Able To Lift Truck Following Encounter With Green Leaves
- Dec 9, 2021 Surgeon: You’ll Be Back To Normal In 6 Weeks
- Dec 5, 2021 Divisive Figure Sick Of Being Misrepresented
- Nov 30, 2021 Man With Rotation Limitation Actually A Penguin
- Nov 28, 2021 Abdominal Brain Irritant Reorganises Forces Along Lines Of Least Resistance
- Nov 27, 2021 Intervention Planned For Out Of Control Pelvis
- Nov 25, 2021 Spinal Segment Spontaneously Combusts During Flexed Lift
- Nov 20, 2021 Incognito Inflamed Person Identified By Nature
- Nov 19, 2021 Heroic Practitioner Generates Bullet Resistant Rotator Cuff
- Nov 15, 2021 Tragedy: Patient’s Shoulder Blade Disconnected From Body By Neck Breathing
- Oct 31, 2021 Doctor Bluffs Way Through Appointment Despite Not Remembering Patient Name
- Oct 25, 2021 Misfiring Glutes Wreak Havoc For Juvenile Superhero
- Oct 14, 2021 Influencer: I Promote A Positive Body Image One Side Boob Photo At A Time
- Sep 12, 2021 Woman Injured As Glutes Fall Asleep At Wheel
- Mar 17, 2021 Newly Minted BPS Crusader Is Taking This Shit Seriously
- Mar 15, 2021 Patient Sacrifices All Soft Tissue & Arms For Sake Of Good Posture
- Mar 15, 2021 Man With Transparent Skin Reveals Healthy Glenohumeral Fluorescence
- Mar 8, 2021 Local Physio Knocks It Out Of The Park
- Mar 3, 2021 Surly Medical Receptionist Isn’t Having A Bar Of Your Friendly Small Talk
- Feb 25, 2021 Woke Clinician Fed Up With Hoffa’s Fatpad Shaming
- Feb 6, 2021 Diagnosis: Your Right L6 Is Stuck In Extension And Ipsilateral Rotation Again
- Feb 4, 2021 Post Mortem: Bulging Disc Proves Lethal For Whale
- Feb 1, 2021 Podcaster: Smart Enough To Chat P-Values, Cool Enough To Drop F-Bombs
- Jan 31, 2021 Confirmed: No Need To Satirise The SCP Guy’s Content
- Jan 17, 2021 Expelled: Squat University Student Caught Fraternising With Flexed Spine
- Jan 12, 2021 Breaking: Idiotic Trainer Posts Idiotic Advice Again
- Jan 11, 2021 Infant Found Alongside Discarded Bath Water Following Fallacious Debate
- Dec 31, 2020 Abstract Meme Inspires Health Guru’s Followers
- Nov 20, 2020 Six Page MRI Report Describes Status Of Every Anatomical Structure
- Oct 18, 2020 ‘My Haters Have Cognitive Dissonance’ Says Cognitively Dissonant Clinician
- Aug 27, 2020 Star Midfielder Ruled Out Of Play Offs With Grade III Psychosocial Sprain
- Aug 24, 2020 Debate Over Deadlifting Technique Becomes Weirdly Political
- Aug 15, 2020 Seminar Derailed By Person In Front Row With Hand Up Again
- Aug 9, 2020 Novel Taping Technique Produces Positive Outcomes
- Jul 27, 2020 Sports Reporter Struggles With Basic Anatomy
- Jul 15, 2020 Scandal: Hands Off Physio Frequents Hands On Clinic
- Jul 5, 2020 Woke Physio brings novel exercise prescription system to market
- Jul 1, 2020 Superhero Surgeon Fucks Everything Up Again
- Jun 25, 2020 Deranged Disc Committed to McKenzie Asylum
- Jun 17, 2020 Misguided Patient mansplains misguided diagnosis
- Jun 13, 2020 Psoas-centric Physio blames psoas again
- Jun 11, 2020 Structuralists Anonymous member suffers relapse
- Jun 4, 2020 Wholesome Pilates Instructor honours Joseph Pilates’ original method
- May 7, 2020 Useless diagnosis hides in plain sight as syndrome
- Apr 13, 2020 Internet officially saturated with home exercise instruction videos
- Apr 1, 2020 PM foreshadows compulsory dietary changes to promote social distancing
- Mar 31, 2020 Shift to Telehealth leaves Hands off Physio feeling a little smug
- Mar 29, 2020 Two person limit on outdoor grouping leaves serial third wheeler at a loss
- Mar 4, 2020 NBC announces expansion of Law and Order franchise
- Feb 28, 2020 Fears of ‘Low Value Care’ pandemic spark worldwide handwringing
- Feb 20, 2020 5 year old child aspires to become Doctor
- Feb 17, 2020 Fed up Melanocytes and Hepatocytes demand transfer to more intelligent host
- Feb 14, 2020 Patient not convinced exercise and diet are key to fighting chronic back pain
- Feb 13, 2020 Relentless open ended questioning pisses off Patient
- Feb 11, 2020 Biopsychosocial model simultaneously explains everything and nothing
- Feb 7, 2020 Jim Molan's Q&A performance sparks interest from Australian Vaccination Network HR Department
- Jan 26, 2020 Health Report: Naked thumbnail image generates traffic spike despite vacuous headline
- Jan 24, 2020 Patient hopes Doctor didn’t hear accidentally audible fart
- Jan 24, 2020 Elderly Physio grapples with new fandangled website
- Jan 22, 2020 Outcomes of social media debate among health professionals: A qualitative analysis
- Jan 12, 2020 ‘Syndesmosis’ supercedes ‘Osteitis Pubis’ as most prevalent Footy injury
- Jan 4, 2020 Canberra’s hottest day on record not unprecedented says local climate change denialist
- Dec 28, 2019 Patient nonplussed to learn that chronic pain is not incurably structural but incurably physiological
- Dec 27, 2019 “Offence is taken not given in professional debate” says Physio who fancies his motivational interviewing skills
- Dec 27, 2019 Reader mistakes Anti-Vaxxer rant for Betoota Advocate article
- Dec 17, 2019 Practitioner scours internet for examples of poor practice, laments poor state of profession
- Dec 16, 2019 Physio follows new evidence, updates practice: sky doesn’t fall in
- Dec 14, 2019 Uncompromising and outspoken health blogger anointed as industry authority
- Dec 14, 2019 2nd year graduate Physio reads some blogs: concludes university training was “crap”
- Dec 12, 2019 Patient lays out political views during massage, therapist bites tongue
- Nov 25, 2019 Tech skills let down Boomer Physio in online debate
- Nov 20, 2019 Twitter spat between respected researchers leaves new graduate wondering about career choice
- Oct 30, 2019 Doctor: “I'm anti-nocebo but it’s bone on bone, mate. You’re running days are over”.
- Oct 25, 2019 “Most Physios cherry pick their evidence” says blogger without supportive evidence
- Oct 8, 2019 Monosyllabic teenaged patient leave GP wondering how consult will go.
- Sep 25, 2019 “Physio enthusiastically reframes Patient’s understanding of pain. Patient stares blankly
- Jul 10, 2019 Associate Professor covers self in glory with expletive ridden twitter rant
Health Insurance
- Dec 27, 2019 10 consecutive years of profit spark concerns of death spiral for private healthcare system
- Dec 20, 2019 Members First Extras Scheme not about profits says Health Insurance CEO with straight face, somehow.
- Dec 18, 2019 Osteopathy profession unaffected by health insurance reforms: Critical thinking Osteopath wonders how.
- Oct 21, 2019 Rest of insurance industry still wondering how private health sector secures $9Bn subsidy per year
- Oct 8, 2019 “This preferred provider agreement looks great”, says clueless Physio who should know better
- Sep 24, 2019 Private health insurance reforms spark outrage amongst homeopaths: No one cares
- Sep 23, 2019 Public Health system failing our wealthy elite
- Sep 18, 2019 Local man laughs off proposal for “extras” style coverage on house insurance
- Apr 2, 2019 Doctor paid by insurer produces report in favour of insurer
Healthcare Debate
- Nov 30, 2022 Debate Over How Best To Lift Heavy Weight From Floor Persists
- Aug 21, 2021 "I Don't Need To Prove You Wrong" Says Outspoken Clinician On Thrice Daily Basis
- Mar 31, 2021 Hands Off Physio Celebrates Empty Patient Schedule
- Feb 23, 2021 Local Man Closely Follows Another Round Of Debate Over Manual Therapy
- Feb 13, 2021 Clinician Invokes Godwin's Law In Record Time
- Jan 11, 2021 Infant Found Alongside Discarded Bath Water Following Fallacious Debate
- Jan 9, 2021 Shithouse Clinical Reasoning Forgivable So Long As ‘Active’ Treatment Prescribed
- Dec 31, 2020 2021 Forecast: Physio World Unlikely To Resolve Aimless Hands On / Off Debate
- Dec 18, 2020 I Don’t Need Manual Therapy To Be Effective Says Practitioner Who Needs Barbell To Be Effective
- Oct 18, 2020 ‘My Haters Have Cognitive Dissonance’ Says Cognitively Dissonant Clinician
- Aug 24, 2020 Debate Over Deadlifting Technique Becomes Weirdly Political
- Jul 12, 2020 Report: Local Lazy Bastard Put To Shame By Deadlifting Granny
- May 29, 2020 Myofascial Release technique to be used in revolutionary penis enlargement trial
- May 27, 2020 Horrific injury as knees pass toes during squat
- May 20, 2020 Clinician: 'Low value care' rife among everyone I disagree with
- May 12, 2020 Millennial Clinician ready to mentor next generation
- Mar 29, 2020 Local Massage Therapist soldiers on amid COVID19 crisis
- Mar 27, 2020 Virtue signals collide in Multi-Practitioner opinion pile up
- Mar 18, 2020 Forrest weighs in on COVID-19 inspired toilet paper hoarding phenomenon
- Mar 18, 2020 NRL and AFL firm as favourites for the prestigious RSAC Award
- Mar 5, 2020 Study: Compelling evidence no match for Practitioner’s beliefs
- Mar 4, 2020 NBC announces expansion of Law and Order franchise
- Feb 28, 2020 Fears of ‘Low Value Care’ pandemic spark worldwide handwringing
- Feb 27, 2020 Civilised Facebook debate disappoints Lurkers
- Feb 19, 2020 Case Report: Vertebral artery dissection preceded cervical spine manipulation
- Feb 16, 2020 Instagram video of old lady deadlifting proves it’s safe for everyone
- Feb 15, 2020 Internet Person: No room for levity on my patch of cyberspace
- Feb 14, 2020 Patient not convinced exercise and diet are key to fighting chronic back pain
- Feb 13, 2020 Self-harming Patient commended for high levels of self-efficacy
- Feb 7, 2020 Overzealous practitioner's knowledge bomb fails to detonate
- Feb 7, 2020 Jim Molan's Q&A performance sparks interest from Australian Vaccination Network HR Department
- Feb 4, 2020 Physio’s ego prevents dangerous fall from moral high ground
- Jan 26, 2020 Strawman throws baby and bath water down slippery slope in heated debate
- Jan 23, 2020 Report: Replacing term ‘subluxation’ with ‘nervous system’ resolves cognitive dissonance of entire Chiropractic Profession
- Jan 22, 2020 Outcomes of social media debate among health professionals: A qualitative analysis
- Jan 11, 2020 Expert Physio’s complex clinical reasoning as persuasive as it is unfalsifiable
- Jan 9, 2020 Novel back pain treatment bulletproofs patient self-efficacy
- Dec 27, 2019 “Offence is taken not given in professional debate” says Physio who fancies his motivational interviewing skills
- Dec 24, 2019 Health Professionals out of depth as chronic pain discussion dives deep into philosophy of consciousness
- Dec 20, 2019 Self proclaimed “woke” Physio remains oblivious to own biases
- Dec 14, 2019 Uncompromising and outspoken health blogger anointed as industry authority
- Dec 11, 2019 “Evidence based practice is arduous and time consuming”, says practitioner who squeezes in two hours of social media bickering per day
- Nov 25, 2019 Tech skills let down Boomer Physio in online debate
- Nov 20, 2019 Twitter spat between respected researchers leaves new graduate wondering about career choice
- Nov 12, 2019 One-upmanship abounds in twitter debate as healthcare professionals strive for better clinical outcomes
- Oct 25, 2019 “Most Physios cherry pick their evidence” says blogger without supportive evidence
- Aug 23, 2019 Physio with no psychology qualifications openly psychoanalyses debate opponent
- Jul 10, 2019 Associate Professor covers self in glory with expletive ridden twitter rant
Healthcare Delivery
- Aug 17, 2022 Breaking: Doctor Defaults To Most Serious Diagnosis
- Jun 9, 2022 Report: Functional Patterns Trumps Dysfunctional Patterns
- Apr 29, 2022 “No I Don’t Need My Cranial Bones Adjusted” Says Baby
- Feb 27, 2022 Exception Fails To Disprove Clinical Prediction Rule
- Feb 23, 2022 IASTM Device Utility Expands To Amputation
- Feb 18, 2022 ‘I’m A Pretty Big Deal Around Here’ Says Doctor
- Feb 11, 2022 Cervical Arterial Dissection Causes HVLA Manipulation Of Cervical Spine
- Jan 13, 2022 Change Of Tune Imminent For Strident Anti Vaxxer
- Jan 11, 2022 Report: Former High School Football Star Turns Sports Injury Expert
- Nov 13, 2021 Clinician Humble Enough To Take Credit Where None Is Due
- Oct 18, 2021 Never Olympian Patient Receives Olympian Level Treatment
- Sep 13, 2021 Pfizer Vaccine Recipient Lords It Over AZ Loser
- Sep 12, 2021 Woman Injured As Glutes Fall Asleep At Wheel
- Mar 31, 2021 Hands Off Physio Celebrates Empty Patient Schedule
- Mar 23, 2021 Rotund Boomer Chooses Surgeon Who Sees All The Big Sports Stars
- Feb 12, 2021 Sharp Rise In SIJ Problems For Recent SIJ Masterclass Graduate
- Jan 9, 2021 Shithouse Clinical Reasoning Forgivable So Long As ‘Active’ Treatment Prescribed
- Dec 30, 2020 2020 Wrap: Health & Fitness Influencer Dominates Male 15-24 Demographic Again
- Jun 17, 2020 Misguided Patient mansplains misguided diagnosis
- Jun 4, 2020 Wholesome Pilates Instructor honours Joseph Pilates’ original method
- May 12, 2020 Millennial Clinician ready to mentor next generation
- Apr 23, 2020 Paleo Pete too dodgy for dodgy energy revitalisation platform manufacturer
- Apr 7, 2020 Groundswell of appreciation builds for pioneers of Telehealth
- Apr 4, 2020 Physio stumped by Patient with no biomedical baggage
- Mar 12, 2020 Corona Virus Conspiracy: Whistleblower points finger at Kleenex Puppy
- Mar 5, 2020 Study: Compelling evidence no match for Practitioner’s beliefs
- Mar 3, 2020 Wags the Dog sues over unsafe workplace ergonomics
- Feb 16, 2020 Manual Therapist falls through elevated window of opportunity
- Feb 15, 2020 Therapeutic nihilism looms large for jaded Evidence Based Practitioner
- Feb 13, 2020 Self-harming Patient commended for high levels of self-efficacy
- Feb 12, 2020 Scandal: Traces of faeces allegedly found in Physiotherapist’s toolbox
- Feb 9, 2020 Top Doc tired of being blamed for iatrogenic treatment pathways
- Jan 11, 2020 Expert Physio’s complex clinical reasoning as persuasive as it is unfalsifiable
- Jan 9, 2020 Novel back pain treatment bulletproofs patient self-efficacy
- Dec 24, 2019 Health Professionals out of depth as chronic pain discussion dives deep into philosophy of consciousness
- Dec 20, 2019 Self proclaimed “woke” Physio remains oblivious to own biases
- Dec 20, 2019 “You’re helping improve societal health literacy” says Physio who refuses to incorporate manual therapy into patient’s treatment.
- Dec 16, 2019 Local woman’s back pain diminishes along with motivation to prevent recurrence
- Dec 14, 2019 "Post treatment bruising unavoidable part of managing chronic back problem" says Patient
- Dec 14, 2019 “But a ski boot does the same as a moonboot, right?" says slow learner patient
- Oct 10, 2019 Report: Complaisant care linked to patient satisfaction, Experience Based Practitioners feel vindicated
- Oct 4, 2019 New study finds patients just want their doctor to “bloody run on time for Pete’s sake”.
- Sep 26, 2019 Rolfer quietly wishes he’d chosen a mostly placebo career that was easier on his body
Hospital
- Dec 21, 2019 Dad decides son not sick enough to take on crowded ER
- Dec 18, 2019 Dad in ER waiting room miffed as more serious case jumps queue
Massage Therapy
- Jan 19, 2023 “It Moved!!!” Says Panicky Patient
- Apr 28, 2022 Confirmed: Poo Massage More Smelly Than Effective
- Mar 11, 2021 Mystery: Hands Off Massage Therapist Struggles With Client Retention
- Mar 5, 2021 Breaking: Patient Fails To Follow Request To Lie On Back
- Feb 6, 2021 Diagnosis: Your Right L6 Is Stuck In Extension And Ipsilateral Rotation Again
- Jan 10, 2021 Practitioner Navigates Offensive Small Talk From Objectionable Patient
- Jul 26, 2020 Report: Physiotherapists Forced Into Unpaid, After Hours Labour
- Jul 15, 2020 Scandal: Hands Off Physio Frequents Hands On Clinic
- Jul 6, 2020 Report: Surge In Prevalence of Obsessive Compulsive Piriformis Disorder
- May 7, 2020 Manual Therapy Guru fails to find light switch in dark room
- Apr 6, 2020 Societal health literacy overrules within session improvement in symptoms
- Mar 29, 2020 Local Massage Therapist soldiers on amid COVID19 crisis
- Feb 16, 2020 Manual Therapist falls through elevated window of opportunity
- Feb 1, 2020 Massage Therapist psyches self up for Sweaty Betty patient
- Jan 28, 2020 Professor Fancyhands doesn’t care what the evidence says about manual therapy
- Jan 26, 2020 Renowned anti-science Therapist spruiks favourable new research
- Dec 12, 2019 Patient lays out political views during massage, therapist bites tongue
- Dec 2, 2019 “Mmm, oh yeah… that’s the spot” moans remedial massage patient loud enough to make things awkward for everyone in waiting room.
- Oct 4, 2019 Massage Therapist and lifelong introvert grows a pair on healthcare forum
Medicare
- Dec 24, 2019 Bloke who can’t afford Private Health Insurance subsidises those who can
- Sep 23, 2019 Public Health system failing our wealthy elite
Medicine
- Aug 17, 2022 Breaking: Doctor Defaults To Most Serious Diagnosis
- Jan 30, 2022 “Wtf! According To This We Shouldn’t Interrupt Patients” Remark Doctors
- Jan 25, 2022 “Woah, Diagnosis…Faaarked!!” Says Doctor
- Jan 17, 2022 “This Is Not A Shirtless Clinic” Explains Physician
- Dec 28, 2021 Clinician: I’m No Fear Mongerer… I Just Call Out A Farked Disc When I See One
- Dec 20, 2021 Quest To Diagnose Mild, Insidious Onset LBP Goes Unabated
- Oct 31, 2021 Doctor Bluffs Way Through Appointment Despite Not Remembering Patient Name
- Jul 1, 2020 Superhero Surgeon Fucks Everything Up Again
- Feb 20, 2020 5 year old child aspires to become Doctor
- Feb 18, 2020 Pinkman: In hindsight selling opioids would’ve been simpler
- Jan 24, 2020 Patient hopes Doctor didn’t hear accidentally audible fart
- Jan 2, 2020 Toddler confirms spoonful of sugar does not make medicine go down in most delightful way
- Dec 21, 2019 Dad decides son not sick enough to take on crowded ER
- Dec 16, 2019 "Just pick them off" says Granddad to severely allergic Grandson
- Dec 16, 2019 Woman’s low blood pressure cured by extended visit from mother in-law
- Dec 14, 2019 High minded Doctor opposed to healthcare profiteering pockets $200k pa in busy private practice
- Dec 10, 2019 Medical intern has no idea how much he’ll regret speaking to matriarchal Nurse that way
- Dec 2, 2019 Specialist propositions intern like it’s 1965
- Nov 7, 2019 Special Report: Orthopod as committed to minimising noceboic language as fixing key cause of pain
- Oct 30, 2019 Doctor: “I'm anti-nocebo but it’s bone on bone, mate. You’re running days are over”.
- Sep 18, 2019 Local Baby Boomer pretty sure kids with nut allergies just need to toughen up
- Aug 6, 2019 Risk averse mum switches off peanut butter advertisement on tv
- Jul 18, 2019 “I graduated 2 years ago” says slightly offended, fresh faced practitioner
Mental Health
- Apr 5, 2020 Parent’s social life unaffected by social distancing
- Mar 4, 2020 Estranged Husband’s clenched fist repeatedly headbutted by crazed Wife
- Feb 24, 2020 Indigenous Australian has temerity to display public pride in his people
- Feb 18, 2020 Elite Private School’s athletics coach seduced by pubescent child
Nature
- Nov 20, 2021 Incognito Inflamed Person Identified By Nature
Nutrition
- Jan 30, 2020 Dietitian confirms omitting late night bowl of chips from calorie count is cheating
- Dec 14, 2019 Influencer and self-styled Nutritionist confirms gut health not compromised by scooby snacks
- Dec 10, 2019 “Prebiotics feed probiotics, and postbiotics are the beneficial waste products. It’s as simple as that!” says self styled Nutritionist
- Oct 9, 2019 Instagram model and part-time Personal Trainer intrigued to learn that ‘Nutritionist’ is an unprotected title.
Osteopathy
- May 20, 2020 Clinician: 'Low value care' rife among everyone I disagree with
- Jan 28, 2020 Professor Fancyhands doesn’t care what the evidence says about manual therapy
- Dec 24, 2019 Special report: 100% of adverse outcomes avoided when neck manipulation not performed
- Dec 18, 2019 Osteopathy profession unaffected by health insurance reforms: Critical thinking Osteopath wonders how.
Personal Training
- Jun 29, 2023 Deadlifting Made Even More Pointless, Somehow
- Dec 31, 2022 Fitball Exercise Builds Maaaaaaasive Quads
- Nov 30, 2022 Debate Over How Best To Lift Heavy Weight From Floor Persists
- Aug 5, 2022 Breaking: Physio Experiences Erection While Critiquing Personal Trainer
- Jun 9, 2022 Report: Functional Patterns Trumps Dysfunctional Patterns
- Feb 4, 2022 Scandal: Squat University Student Wears Weightlifting Belt Without Earning It
- Jan 19, 2022 Report: Daily Deadlifting Increases Chances Of Posting About It By 60%
- Jan 17, 2022 Cold Case: Mysterious Disappearance Of Innocent Gym Equipment
- Jan 10, 2022 'Woman’s Perfect Posture Not Perfect Enough' Says Posture-Centric Clinician
- Dec 17, 2021 Group Of Men Flout Buttwinking Regulations
- Dec 13, 2021 Revealed: Attending Weightroom More Important Than Intensity Of Training
- Nov 24, 2021 Revealed: Bad Backs Caused By Not Deadlifting
- Nov 23, 2021 Disaster: Patient’s Posterior Chain Turns Solid Rock
- Oct 31, 2021 Report: Efficacy Of Hip Mobility Exercise Boosted By Shirtless Torso & Backwards Worn Cap
- Oct 30, 2021 Breaking: Trainer Charged With Two Counts of Technique Neglecticide
- Mar 22, 2021 Man Makes Sweet Love To Foam Roller
- Jan 22, 2021 Confirmed: Core Strengthening Resolves Spinal Stiffness & Instability
- Jan 12, 2021 Breaking: Idiotic Trainer Posts Idiotic Advice Again
- Dec 31, 2020 Abstract Meme Inspires Health Guru’s Followers
- Dec 30, 2020 2020 Wrap: Health & Fitness Influencer Dominates Male 15-24 Demographic Again
- Jul 12, 2020 Report: Local Lazy Bastard Put To Shame By Deadlifting Granny
- Jun 21, 2020 Sensible Gym Person carefully weighs risk versus reward
- Jun 4, 2020 Wholesome Pilates Instructor honours Joseph Pilates’ original method
- Mar 25, 2020 Everyone apart from Eastern Suburbs Mums also unsure what ‘Barre’ is
- Nov 18, 2019 Client challenges Personal Trainer’s political diatribe: Cops double reps for remainder of session
- Oct 9, 2019 Instagram model and part-time Personal Trainer intrigued to learn that ‘Nutritionist’ is an unprotected title.
- Sep 12, 2019 Personal Trainer fills awkward silence with redundant exercise cue
Physiotherapy
- Jun 29, 2023 Deadlifting Made Even More Pointless, Somehow
- Feb 4, 2023 Report: Theraband Storage Area Unlikely To Ever Be This Tidy
- Jan 13, 2023 Mystery: Recently Graduated Physio Loves Treating ACL Injuries The Most
- Jan 10, 2023 High Value Care Provider Shamed By 5 Star Review
- Dec 11, 2022 Breaking: Out Of Line Sacroiliac Joint Disciplined At Gunpoint
- Nov 28, 2022 High Value Care Provider Calls For Lower Fees, Higher Wages
- Aug 5, 2022 Breaking: Physio Experiences Erection While Critiquing Personal Trainer
- Mar 16, 2022 Bloke Good At Sports To Pursue Physiotherapy Career
- Mar 8, 2022 “I don’t do electrotherapy anymore” says Boomer Physio who is also a liar
- Feb 15, 2022 Study: Cervical Spine HVLA Ineffective Against Cervical Arterial Dissection
- Feb 1, 2022 Physio Treating Child Actually Treating Parent
- Jan 28, 2022 Imaginary Guy-Wire Stabilises Sacroiliac Joint
- Jan 20, 2022 Confirmed: Humour From Star Wars Themed Physio Memes Exhausted
- Jan 14, 2022 “I Don’t Do Pain Science” Says Sports Injury Specialist
- Jan 10, 2022 'Woman’s Perfect Posture Not Perfect Enough' Says Posture-Centric Clinician
- Jan 5, 2022 Exposed: Inadequate Home Exercise Compliance
- Dec 24, 2021 Good Times Abound For Clinician With 1 Patient Left For The Year
- Dec 23, 2021 Close Friend Wonders If Physio Just Massages Hotties All Day
- Dec 21, 2021 Off Duty Physio Feigns Interest In Old Mate’s Knee Problem
- Dec 20, 2021 “I Think I Feel It” Says Physio Student Who Knows She Doesn’t Feel It
- Nov 22, 2021 Physio Doubles Down On Tortured Metaphor
- Oct 18, 2021 Never Olympian Patient Receives Olympian Level Treatment
- Mar 31, 2021 Hands Off Physio Celebrates Empty Patient Schedule
- Mar 8, 2021 Local Physio Knocks It Out Of The Park
- Mar 5, 2021 Breaking: Patient Fails To Follow Request To Lie On Back
- Feb 12, 2021 Sharp Rise In SIJ Problems For Recent SIJ Masterclass Graduate
- Feb 10, 2021 Shabby Knee To Wall Masking Tape Due For An Upgrade
- Jan 28, 2021 ‘Oh I Was Just Comparing’ Says Quick Thinking Physio Assessing Wrong Leg
- Jan 13, 2021 I Don’t Rely On The Evidence… The Evidence Relies On Me Says @figjamphysio
- Nov 13, 2020 Patient Claims There Is No Need To Write Down Home Exercises
- Oct 29, 2020 Know It All Patient Reports S3/4 Facet Instability And Multifidus Fissuring
- Oct 16, 2020 Chiropractor Injures Spine During Heated Dick Swinging Contest
- Sep 23, 2020 Unnecessary disrobing among elderly patients: A Longitudinal Study
- Sep 20, 2020 “Do You Even Lift, Bro?”
- Aug 9, 2020 Novel Taping Technique Produces Positive Outcomes
- Jul 26, 2020 Report: Physiotherapists Forced Into Unpaid, After Hours Labour
- Jul 15, 2020 Scandal: Hands Off Physio Frequents Hands On Clinic
- Jul 11, 2020 Physio Spends First Half Of Holiday Treating Family Members
- Jul 6, 2020 Report: Surge In Prevalence of Obsessive Compulsive Piriformis Disorder
- Jul 5, 2020 Woke Physio brings novel exercise prescription system to market
- Jun 13, 2020 Psoas-centric Physio blames psoas again
- Jun 11, 2020 Structuralists Anonymous member suffers relapse
- May 27, 2020 Horrific injury as knees pass toes during squat
- May 20, 2020 Clinician: 'Low value care' rife among everyone I disagree with
- May 18, 2020 1 dead, scores injured following lumbar intervertebral disc explosion
- May 12, 2020 Millennial Clinician ready to mentor next generation
- May 11, 2020 Physio facing charges following provision of pain relieving treatment
- May 7, 2020 Useless diagnosis hides in plain sight as syndrome
- May 7, 2020 Manual Therapy Guru fails to find light switch in dark room
- May 6, 2020 Uncompromising hands off Physio discharges Tradesman Patient after one appointment
- Apr 24, 2020 Study: No benefit conferred from manual therapy on acute wry neck at 20 year follow up
- Apr 22, 2020 Special tests for knee pathology prove inconclusive
- Apr 20, 2020 Immeasurably clean clinic now ten times cleaner
- Apr 6, 2020 Societal health literacy overrules within session improvement in symptoms
- Apr 4, 2020 Physio stumped by Patient with no biomedical baggage
- Feb 23, 2020 Revealed: Upslipped SIJ almost cost Balboa Heavyweight title
- Feb 16, 2020 Manual Therapist falls through elevated window of opportunity
- Feb 12, 2020 Scandal: Traces of faeces allegedly found in Physiotherapist’s toolbox
- Feb 2, 2020 Manual Therapist inducted into Super Villain hall of fame
- Jan 29, 2020 Federer: ‘It’s not an injury, it’s just pain’
- Jan 28, 2020 Professor Fancyhands doesn’t care what the evidence says about manual therapy
- Jan 26, 2020 Renowned anti-science Therapist spruiks favourable new research
- Jan 17, 2020 Injured Nadal prescribed courtside deadlifts by hands off Sports Physio
- Jan 11, 2020 Expert Physio’s complex clinical reasoning as persuasive as it is unfalsifiable
- Jan 9, 2020 “The pain has gone!!” says patient as Physio realises she didn’t switch on ultrasound machine
- Jan 9, 2020 Novel back pain treatment bulletproofs patient self-efficacy
- Jan 7, 2020 Elderly patient surprises Physio with unnecessary nudity
- Dec 27, 2019 “Offence is taken not given in professional debate” says Physio who fancies his motivational interviewing skills
- Dec 24, 2019 Dodgy Physio distances self from patient’s lack of progress
- Dec 24, 2019 Special report: 100% of adverse outcomes avoided when neck manipulation not performed
- Dec 22, 2019 Physio feigns being impressed by patient’s claim to a very high pain threshold
- Dec 22, 2019 "Chiropractors work the bones, Physios do the muscles" says clueless know-it-all, ripe for picking
- Dec 20, 2019 “You’re helping improve societal health literacy” says Physio who refuses to incorporate manual therapy into patient’s treatment.
- Dec 15, 2019 Exercise Physiologist highly critical of Physiotherapy profession, unemployable outside of Physiotherapy setting
- Dec 10, 2019 New grad Physio expects $100k wage, $2k CPD allowance and private yacht
- Oct 8, 2019 “This preferred provider agreement looks great”, says clueless Physio who should know better
- Sep 9, 2019 Patient cured after one session: Physio prefers not to ponder it too deeply
- Aug 23, 2019 Physio with no psychology qualifications openly psychoanalyses debate opponent
- Aug 13, 2019 "My Physio is the best", says patient who has never seen another provider
Pilates
- Jun 4, 2020 Wholesome Pilates Instructor honours Joseph Pilates’ original method
Podiatry
- Jul 29, 2020 Horrified Crowd Witnesses Collapse Of Medial Arch
- Dec 13, 2019 Podiatrist thoughtfully prescribes orthotics to every patient
Politics
- Jun 14, 2020 ‘Privileged Lives Matter’ movement gathers momentum
- Jun 5, 2020 Man who protested covid lockdown orders demands end to violent #BLM protests
Private Practice
- Dec 24, 2022 New Treatment: High Virtue Healthcare
- Nov 28, 2022 High Value Care Provider Calls For Lower Fees, Higher Wages
- Jan 16, 2022 Found: Cure For Perpetually Late & Generally Unlikeable Patients
- Jan 3, 2022 Patient Lays Claim To High Pain Threshold & Fast Healing
- Dec 28, 2021 Local Clinician Soldiers Through Post Holiday Blues
- Dec 11, 2021 Bad Breathed Practitioner’s Patients Thankful For Mask Mandate
- Dec 8, 2021 Suction Parasites Prove Fire Resistant
- Mar 31, 2021 Hands Off Physio Celebrates Empty Patient Schedule
- Feb 23, 2021 Local Man Closely Follows Another Round Of Debate Over Manual Therapy
- Feb 8, 2021 Pissfarting About With A Needle Is The Same As Pissfarting About With A Toothpick: A Randomised Controlled Trial
- Jan 10, 2021 Practitioner Navigates Offensive Small Talk From Objectionable Patient
- Jan 8, 2021 Clinician Maintains Ernest Expression While Viewing MRI Images
- Jan 7, 2021 Woke Clinician Reminds Group That Everything Depends On Context
- Jul 6, 2020 Report: Surge In Prevalence of Obsessive Compulsive Piriformis Disorder
- May 23, 2020 Update: Clinical outcomes still don't validate treatment’s explanatory rationale
- Mar 5, 2020 Perpetually late Patient stuck in traffic again
- Jan 7, 2020 Elderly patient surprises Physio with unnecessary nudity
- Dec 14, 2019 High minded Doctor opposed to healthcare profiteering pockets $200k pa in busy private practice
- Dec 4, 2019 Eyebrows raised as new grad practitioner directs practice manager to “make me a coffee”
Public Health
- Jan 15, 2023 Report: Pain Gadgets Effective For Sexy Female Demographic
- Mar 2, 2022 Patient Regains Proximal Interphalangeal Extensor Capacity
- Jan 8, 2022 Revealed: Feverish Patient’s Chills Are Multiplying
- Jan 1, 2022 Man Saved From Brink Of Non-Surgical Recovery
- Dec 19, 2021 Celebrity Therapist Set To Star In Sequel: Lord Of The Thoracic Rings
- Dec 8, 2021 Suction Parasites Prove Fire Resistant
- Oct 30, 2021 Daredevil Commuters Assume Asymmetrical Posture
- Oct 14, 2021 Influencer: I Promote A Positive Body Image One Side Boob Photo At A Time
- Sep 13, 2021 Pfizer Vaccine Recipient Lords It Over AZ Loser
- Mar 17, 2021 Newly Minted BPS Crusader Is Taking This Shit Seriously
- Feb 9, 2021 ‘Not All Super Heroes Wear Capes’ Says Local Surgeon About Himself
- Feb 8, 2021 Pissfarting About With A Needle Is The Same As Pissfarting About With A Toothpick: A Randomised Controlled Trial
- Feb 3, 2021 Patient-Centred Care In Disarray For PlayStation and KFC Focused Patient
- Jan 31, 2021 Confirmed: No Need To Satirise The SCP Guy’s Content
- Jan 22, 2021 Confirmed: Core Strengthening Resolves Spinal Stiffness & Instability
- Jan 17, 2021 Expelled: Squat University Student Caught Fraternising With Flexed Spine
- Jan 8, 2021 Clinician Maintains Ernest Expression While Viewing MRI Images
- Jan 5, 2021 Treating a complex chronic health problem with an intervention underpinned by an unfalsifiable premise and a biologically implausible mechanism of effect: A self-serving randomised controlled trial
- Dec 31, 2020 Abstract Meme Inspires Health Guru’s Followers
- Dec 30, 2020 2020 Wrap: Health & Fitness Influencer Dominates Male 15-24 Demographic Again
- Oct 30, 2020 Breaking: Crystal Healer Does Know What She Does Not Know
- Oct 18, 2020 ‘My Haters Have Cognitive Dissonance’ Says Cognitively Dissonant Clinician
- Oct 16, 2020 Chiropractor Injures Spine During Heated Dick Swinging Contest
- Aug 9, 2020 Novel Taping Technique Produces Positive Outcomes
- Jun 14, 2020 ‘Privileged Lives Matter’ movement gathers momentum
- May 23, 2020 Update: Clinical outcomes still don't validate treatment’s explanatory rationale
- May 6, 2020 Uncompromising hands off Physio discharges Tradesman Patient after one appointment
- Apr 28, 2020 Coogee Beach Exerciser fined $1000 for enjoying swim
- Apr 24, 2020 Satirists lodge restraint of trade complaint against Donald Trump
- Apr 20, 2020 Immeasurably clean clinic now ten times cleaner
- Apr 15, 2020 Revealed: President Trump's favoured replacement for Dr Anthony Fauci
- Apr 14, 2020 Armchair expert dispenses health advice
- Apr 12, 2020 Relaxation of social restrictions likely to spark beer drinking epidemic
- Apr 11, 2020 Locals furious over closure of iconic Coogee to Bondi coastal walk
- Apr 10, 2020 Easter Driver insists he’s just off to check on sick Uncle
- Apr 9, 2020 Distance Spitting Champion retains title by mysterious forfeit
- Apr 8, 2020 Corona Virus claims life of gunshot victim
- Mar 30, 2020 Breaking: Tom Cruise outsprints corona virus
- Mar 30, 2020 Self-isolating Husband exposed: Odd jobs remain incomplete
- Mar 29, 2020 Local Massage Therapist soldiers on amid COVID19 crisis
- Mar 28, 2020 Stylish haircut essential for upcoming weeks of Netflix viewing
- Mar 26, 2020 Reiki Master makes flawless transition to Telehealth
- Mar 25, 2020 Everyone apart from Eastern Suburbs Mums also unsure what ‘Barre’ is
- Mar 24, 2020 Alcohol retailers sensibly listed as essential service
- Mar 23, 2020 Lifelong introvert sees upside in self-isolation
- Mar 22, 2020 Bondi Local confident Pubs and Cafes won’t be listed as non-essential
- Mar 21, 2020 Bondi residents prove money doesn’t buy intelligence
- Mar 20, 2020 Spring Break revellers tipped to dominate 2020 Darwin awards
- Mar 13, 2020 Influenza viruses grapple with lack of attention
- Mar 12, 2020 Corona Virus Conspiracy: Whistleblower points finger at Kleenex Puppy
- Mar 9, 2020 Revealed: Link between Corona Virus and demand for toilet paper
- Feb 24, 2020 Indigenous Australian has temerity to display public pride in his people
- Feb 18, 2020 Elite Private School’s athletics coach seduced by pubescent child
- Feb 10, 2020 Counter irritation analgesia enthusiast trials novel treatment
- Feb 10, 2020 Snake and Stick demand cut of Lorimer Moseley’s fortune
- Feb 10, 2020 Aspiring Charlatan disappoints Mentor
- Feb 7, 2020 Jim Molan's Q&A performance sparks interest from Australian Vaccination Network HR Department
- Feb 2, 2020 Manual Therapist inducted into Super Villain hall of fame
- Jan 31, 2020 Evidence based infographic no match for Johnny McMuscle’s marketing magic
- Jan 30, 2020 Dietitian confirms omitting late night bowl of chips from calorie count is cheating
- Jan 6, 2020 Sheepish Patient admits injury sustained during drunk somersault challenge
- Jan 4, 2020 Canberra’s hottest day on record not unprecedented says local climate change denialist
- Dec 28, 2019 Patient nonplussed to learn that chronic pain is not incurably structural but incurably physiological
- Dec 24, 2019 Bloke who can’t afford Private Health Insurance subsidises those who can
- Dec 20, 2019 “You’re helping improve societal health literacy” says Physio who refuses to incorporate manual therapy into patient’s treatment.
- Nov 19, 2019 Patient: My back is fine now! I just have to make sure never to bend forward again
- Sep 23, 2019 Public Health system failing our wealthy elite
- Aug 13, 2019 "My Physio is the best", says patient who has never seen another provider
Research
- Feb 18, 2022 Case Report: Man Experiences Amnesia Following Fasciectomy
- Jan 17, 2022 Researchers Tasked With Identifying Memories In Fascia Without Laughing
- Jan 9, 2022 Journal Threatens Legal Action Over Inadequately Cropped Image
- Dec 26, 2021 “These Evidence Based Guidelines Lack Pizzazz” Says Aspiring Charlatan
- Dec 25, 2021 Study Finds Upright Sitting Is As Useless As It Is Uncomfortable
- Dec 15, 2021 Missing: Homogeneous interpretation of total evidence base
- Feb 8, 2021 Pissfarting About With A Needle Is The Same As Pissfarting About With A Toothpick: A Randomised Controlled Trial
- Jan 5, 2021 Treating a complex chronic health problem with an intervention underpinned by an unfalsifiable premise and a biologically implausible mechanism of effect: A self-serving randomised controlled trial
- Sep 23, 2020 Unnecessary disrobing among elderly patients: A Longitudinal Study
- Sep 14, 2020 Gist Of Research Gotten From Abstract
- Feb 19, 2020 Maverick Practitioner remains one step ahead of the science
- Aug 21, 2019 Report finds incidence of face-palming among pain researchers on rapid rise
Sports Injury
- Jan 17, 2022 Cold Case: Mysterious Disappearance Of Innocent Gym Equipment
- Jan 11, 2022 Report: Former High School Football Star Turns Sports Injury Expert
- Nov 27, 2021 Intervention Planned For Out Of Control Pelvis
- Oct 30, 2021 Breaking: Trainer Charged With Two Counts of Technique Neglecticide
- Mar 23, 2021 Rotund Boomer Chooses Surgeon Who Sees All The Big Sports Stars
- Mar 4, 2021 Tradesman Suffers Serious Injury In Highspeed Pursuit
- Aug 27, 2020 Star Midfielder Ruled Out Of Play Offs With Grade III Psychosocial Sprain
- Jul 29, 2020 Horrified Crowd Witnesses Collapse Of Medial Arch
- Jul 27, 2020 Sports Reporter Struggles With Basic Anatomy
- Jun 21, 2020 Sensible Gym Person carefully weighs risk versus reward
- Feb 23, 2020 Revealed: Upslipped SIJ almost cost Balboa Heavyweight title
- Feb 18, 2020 Charging foul issued after replay reveals backboard’s feet firmly planted
- Jan 29, 2020 Federer: ‘It’s not an injury, it’s just pain’
- Jan 26, 2020 Elderly tennis fan laments decline in serve & volley play
- Jan 17, 2020 Injured Nadal prescribed courtside deadlifts by hands off Sports Physio
- Jan 12, 2020 ‘Syndesmosis’ supercedes ‘Osteitis Pubis’ as most prevalent Footy injury
- Nov 11, 2019 Local Dad surprised to tear hamstring during first crack at touch footy in five years
Surgery
- Feb 18, 2022 ‘I’m A Pretty Big Deal Around Here’ Says Doctor
- Jan 1, 2022 Man Saved From Brink Of Non-Surgical Recovery
- Dec 9, 2021 Surgeon: You’ll Be Back To Normal In 6 Weeks
- Mar 23, 2021 Rotund Boomer Chooses Surgeon Who Sees All The Big Sports Stars
- Feb 9, 2021 ‘Not All Super Heroes Wear Capes’ Says Local Surgeon About Himself
- Nov 7, 2019 Special Report: Orthopod as committed to minimising noceboic language as fixing key cause of pain
Women’s Health
- Feb 8, 2022 Country Town Road Besieged By Waddle Of Pregnant Women
Worker's Compensation
- Dec 9, 2019 “It’s about self-empowerment” says claim manager pushing worker's compensation patient toward cheaper service