Heroic Practitioner Generates Bullet Resistant Rotator Cuff

In a stroke of serendipitous good fortune, a Patient of a provider musculoskeletal rehabilitation services, has walked away unscathed from an armed robbery. The Patient, Myles Littlemore, was shopping for a new set of upgraded power bands when he was fired upon several times by a crazed gunman. Incredibly, Mr Littlemore escaped injury.

Rather than evade the encroaching gunman, witnesses report that they observed Mr Littlemore turning his body side on to gunfire and proceeding to rapidly move his shoulder through internal and external rotation around a fixed axis of rotation of 90 degree abduction. They subsequently reported that the bullets appeared to simply bounced off Mr Littlemore’s shoulder. “This shit was crazy, man. He standing there spinning his arm so fast like his name was Neo!”, said a bemused witness to our reporter.

Mr Littlemore preferred not to make a huge deal out of the event. “People will say I’m hero for stopping this robbery” he said, “But the real hero here is the man who gave me a bullet proof shoulder. The real hero here is The Rehab Hero”.