Clinician: I’m No Fear Mongerer… I Just Call Out A Farked Disc When I See One

A small town Clinician in the State’s central west has taken offence at a suggestion that his particular brand of treatment might be tending toward the promotion of kinesiophobia.

“Listen here shit for brains, I’m not one of those inner city, snowflake, trendoid, skateboarding, movement optimists, explained the Clinician through gritted teeth. “I’m a realist. I’m no fear mongerer… I just call out a farked disc when I see one. There’s no point sugarcoating this stuff when you live out in the bush. We shoot straight out here. The bloke’s disc is fried five ways from Friday and nothin’ I say is gonna change that. Now if you’re done with your questions, piss off so I can get back to showing this fella how to make sure he doesn’t screw up his L4 disc the way he’s screwed his L5”.