High Value Care Provider Shamed By 5 Star Review

A Physiotherapist considered by many, including himself, to be a provider of high value care, has been taken aback by news that one of his Patients saw fit to post a 5-star review on his workplace’s google listing. The Physiotherapist at the centre of this media storm, Hans Hansoffer, 27, was unable to hide his emotions as he met with our reporter.

“I have no idea how this happened! All that time and effort to ensure my Patients are able to self manage, and then I get this review where the Patient is thanking me for helping them feel better! Urgh, I feel like such a failure. Where did I go wrong??”

Unfortunately for Mr Hansoffer, our reporter had no answers to offer. And unfortunately for our reporter, Mr Hansoffer was too distressed to answer further questions, choosing instead to toddle off to a quiet corner while muttering self disparagingly to himself about symptom modifying interventions and being too talented for his own good.