Rotund Boomer Chooses Surgeon Who Sees All The Big Sports Stars

Local Man, Trevor O’Largarse, 68, has deliberated for many seconds before deciding that the surgeon best suited to carry out his total knee joint replacement is the overpriced guy with a 9 month waiting list who “does all the big footy stars”.

“I was A-grade best and fairest three years running for the mighty Turdsville Tigers back in the late 60s”, explained Mr O’Largarse. “So it makes sense that I see a surgeon who deals with elite athletes”.

Mr O’Largarse, whose promising football career was tragically cut short at the age of 21 by unavoidable nightclubbing and a general lack of ambition, reported that his knee had bothered him for most of his 40 year career as a morbidly obese and predominantly sedentary truck driver.

Although he could not recall ever suffering any specific injury during his football days, Mr O’Largarse was certain it was the cause of all his problems.

“The knee is fucked mate, has been for as long I can remember. Surgery is my only option”.

Thankfully for Mr O’Largarse, his recent decision to retire from truck driving and transition to a role as a 6 schooner per day, part-time lawn bowler and full-time type II diabetic had provided him with the time and opportunity to proceed with an almost certainly unnecessary surgery.

“This surgery will fix all my problems”, grinned Mr O’Largarse.