Daredevil Commuters Assume Asymmetrical Posture

Showing scant disregard for conventionally unquestioned, questionable conventional postural guidelines, several local commuters have been identified assuming asymmetrical postures whilst waiting for the arrival of the D-Train in a lower Manhattan subway station.

“Man… I’ve seen plenty of craaazy shit over the years” said Train Conductor Beyonce Whistleman, “Damn fools running on the track, Car Hoppers, Break Dancers, you name it I’ve seen it. But these jackass commuters standing there for minutes at a time on platforms with their pelvis shifted laterally on one locked out knee… I mean I’m not one to use the Lord’s name in vain but Jeezus, God Almighty this just takes it all to another level of disregard for personal safety” exclaimed Ms Whistleman, with concomitant and theatrical Z snap.

More details to follow as they come to hand.