Celebrity Therapist Set To Star In Sequel: Lord Of The Thoracic Rings

The battle for middle earth is set to be reignited in 2023, with the The Lord of the Rings franchise giving the green light for a new film. Details of the plot remain tightly guarded, but it is our reporters understanding that the story will follow the trials and tribulations of a mismatched band of wizard like therapist heroes journeying across mystical lands on an ultimate quest… to become Lord of the Thoracic Rings.

The news has excited traditional LOTR fans and Thoracic Ring Therapists alike. “This has all my nerd juices flowing” said Physiotherapist and self described T-Ring tweaker, Renee Ribstone-Riggler. “I even heard they might bring Legolas back as a Patient with a stubborn T6 lateral shift dysfunction. And he will only respond to treatment provided by someone worthy of handling his thoracic ring”, she continued dreamily. “Omg, imagine if I was worthy…. my fanwah is getting a bit tingly just thinking about. Oh shit did I say that out loud?”

While rumours swirl about the identity of the key protagonist and support characters, we can only speculate about who or what the antagonist might be. Ms Ribstone-RIggler was happy to offer her view, speculating that “The bad guy will surely be one of those negative nancy EBP wankers who are always giving us a hard time about inter rater reliability and post hoc reasoning errors and all that irrelevant garbage. Why don’t they just get a life sheeesh”.