“Do You Even Lift, Bro?”

A sedentary back pain patient with an underwhelming physique has been aggressively queried by up and coming archetypal hands off Physiotherapist, Johnny McSquatalot. The unsuspecting Patient was subjected to an intense line of questioning by Mr McSquatalot, who claims to represent a ‘new breed’ of clinician whose preference for ‘exercise only’ interventions lies in stark contrast to conventional Physiotherapeutic interventions. Speaking with our reporter, Mr McSquatalot remarked that an exercise only approach to treatment is a “no brainer”.

“It’s really important for societal health literacy as a whole that every patient we interact receives active care and learns how to become a x7 day per week gym junkie with a capacity to clean press a small car”, explained Mr McSquatalot, whilst sipping casually on a protein shake.

Unfortunately, our reporter’s interview with Mr McSquatalot was cut short by the arrival of a new patient to his medical grade gymnasium.

“Welcome to our clinic. Wow look at your teeny weeny quads… Do You Even Lift, Bro?” queried Mr McSquatalot.