Disaster: Patient’s Posterior Chain Turns Solid Rock

A client of a Western Suburbs Personal Trainer has reportedly been hospitalised following a gym session that left the client with a rock solid posterior chain.

The outcome is something of a disaster for the client, who has since lost the ability to bend his spine or flex his hips. But for some, the incident is a vindication of the very existence of the “posterior chain”. Fulltime Personal Trainer and Frederique Fascia-Holdsworth explained to our reporter.

“We always copping a hard time from those who say the posterior chain is nothing more than a made up concept for selling anatomy trains books. Well to them I say LOL! How can something that doesn’t exist turn to solid rock? That’s a rhetorical question obviously. Idiots”.

The prognosis for the client is grim, although our reporter was assured that whenever chains of fascia are trained to the extent they turn to solid rock, we can always reverse the change via fascial release techniques.