Incognito Inflamed Person Identified By Nature

An inflamed person has failed in his attempt to to fool Nature into thinking him to be a healthy man. Despite looking healthy on the outside, the aesthetically pleasing person was swiftly identified as being not necessarily healthy by Nature. “I see these types of people all the time” explained Nature to our reporter, “They get around town with their chiseled jawlines and healthy looking biceps… but as my good friend Perry Nickelston always says, “you can’t fool nature. They’re clearly not necessarily healthy”.

Our reporter asked Nature to clarify exactly how one can identify inflamed people masquerading as healthy people.

“Well, I’m glad you asked. It does take special talent and countless hours of observation. I saw this clown from a mile off. It’s all in the individual’s lymphatic mojo you see. Good looking people can lose their mojo and bang! Take them down to inflammation town. Don’t get me wrong, they still look good… you know, a bit like Austin Powers when he lost his mojo. Most people wouldn’t know it. But I see it. You’d be surprised… Some of the most inflamed people I see are the ones you would least suspect”.