Local Clinician Soldiers Through Post Holiday Blues

Despite having the foresight to leave himself a full day’s recovery following Boxing Day celebrations, a local Clinician has woken up to the realisation that yesterday’s diabolical hangover had followed him into a second day.

“I’m too old for this shit”, he muttered the 26 year old to himself as he stumbled about the house and wrestled with the fact that he now had to face a full day of work with his chirpy colleagues who never have a drink.

“Oh I am not looking forward to this”, he revealed to our reporter. “I’ll have to listen to Joe Bloggs complaining about his sore toe after running 20km! Here’s an idea genius… How about you try running 5km like a normal person? Or there’ll be some idiot turn up with a sore shoulder after playing tennis for 8 hours even though he hasn’t hit a ball in anger for 10 years. I mean please! I can’t fix stupid… especially when I’m hungaz as fuck!”

The Clinician, paused for a moment and appeared to regather himself. “Err, maybe we can edit that last part. I actually love my job… I just find the empathy stocks are a bit low after a big day on the cans. Speaking of, maybe I should take off a couple extra days after news years eve…”