Wizard Therapist Rebalances Underactive & Overactive Ligaments

A devoted follower of a popular treatment system for pain problems has finally cracked the grade. “I finally fucking did it!” exclaimed the young practitioner enthusiastically. “Those evidence based cunts said it couldn’t be done because ligaments are inert structures with no capacity to be either over or under active. But I followed the steps to a tee and my patient felt heaps better… so that proves it. Suck the fat one chumps!”

The Practitioner went onto provide some context for his excitement, explaining that the system of assessing and treating he has become skilled in receives a great deal of criticism from “fucktards” who argue that it is unscientific and grossly misleading to base a whole system of assessing and treating pain problems on a therapist’s ability to identify “overactive” or “underactive” ligaments and muscles, using test procedures with “little to no” face validity.

“Ha! I’d like to rub my balls in their face validity now”, continued the practitioner with an air of satisfaction. “They’re the ones missing out. It just works so well… You just find the overactive component, and down regulate it using simple but complex hands on techniques that you learn over a 3 stage certification. Then, find the underactive component, and up regulate it using simple but complex hands on techniques learned over a 3 stage certification. If it doesn’t work, just keep on assessing until you uncover the combo of dysfunction that responds to the treatment!”