Patient Lays Claim To High Pain Threshold & Fast Healing

A Patient with clinical symptoms of neck pain consistent with a “wry neck” has revealed a degree of insight with respect to the relationship between the severity of his symptoms and the severity of his injury.

“I’m concerned that my neck problem might be serious because, well, I happen to have a uniquely high pain threshold, like, I’ve got no doubt I’ve got the highest threshold of anyone I know” explained the Patient, “Pain has just never bothered me much because, well, I’ve always been a tough cunt and I’ve always healed faster than wolverine jacked up on creatine. So it goes without saying that this neck problem must be fucken serious Doc”.

The Practitioner nodded empathetically, while reflecting on the fact that this patient counted as the fourth since lunch time to lay claim to the title of highest pain threshold ever.