Abstract Meme Inspires Health Guru’s Followers

An inspiring quote posted by a prominent health and fitness guru has been well received by her tens of thousands of followers, despite the quote being essentially irrelevant to the health and fitness industry.

“It was like a light bulb went off in my head. I read those words… ‘a star can’t shine without darkness’ and I immediately felt empowered to go full keto, punch out some burpies and engage my cognitive posterior chain more meaningfully”, said an enthusiastic and loyal follower.

The Fitness Guru, Alotta Sideboob, 22, whose career has spanned the better part of 48 months, is renowned for posting valuable bikini clad insights into nutrition, physical health and mental well-being. Unfortunately, Ms Sideboob was unavailable for comment due to an unforeseen and urgent need for an appointment with her trusted spiritual adviser and ear candler.