Researchers Tasked With Identifying Memories In Fascia Without Laughing

Two Laboratory Research Assistants have disguised their smirks while being tasked with the challenge of identifying memories buried in slide samples of human fascia. The assistants reportedly avoided making eye contact with each other while receiving their instructions, for fear of the onset of uncontrollable laughter.

“I was like… Is this guy serious?” said one of the assistants to our reporter, “I’ve only worked here a couple weeks. I thought this place was legit. How do they get funding for this shit? I’m pretty sure I’ll be handing in my resignation by the end of the week”

Lead Researcher and Manager of the project, Professor Fancyhands, remained oblivious to the insubordination occurring right under his nose. “I have a great feeling about this current project… my team is very sharp, perhaps even sharper than me. And I think it’s just a matter of time before we finally make a breakthrough”, explained Professor Fancyhands.

“Breakthrough?” said the other assistant to our reporter, “The only breakthrough we will see with this line of investigation is through my undies when I piss myself laughing at the Boss’ next wacky plan to validate his fascination with fascia”.

“Exactly” agreed the first assistant, “He’ll have us peering down electron microscopes once this project fails! haha!”

The two assistants shared a chuckle as they set about analysing the slides of fascia under a microscope.

“Ok boomer” chuckled the other assistant to our reporter, “We’ll keep working through the slides- haha.