Jedi Master outdone by Craniosacral Therapist

An outer rim Jedi Knight was left speechless after up and coming Craniosacral Therapist, Romana Pareidolia’s deft maneuvering of a patient’s cranial bones saw her claim first prize in this year’s intergalactic health professionals’ performance awards.

“I couldn’t believe it,” explained the Jedi, “One moment the Wookie patient was lying there with a sore neck and a headache… and no more than ten tatooine minutes later, he was symptom free. It looked like she just had her hands resting under his head… but one of the Ewok officials informed me she was using her touch to correct the rhythmic pulse of his cerebrospinal fluid by skillfully manipulating the joints between the bones of his skull. Amazing”.

Our reporter felt the need to point out that as a Jedi Knight, he was capable of all manner of impressive acts. To which he replied, “Sure, I can mindtrick my way past Storm Troopers and wield my light saber with devastating consequences… but I’ve never seen anything as impressive as Ms Pareidolia’s performance. Her midichlorian count is nothing to write home about, yet she can sense the abnormal rhythm of the cerebrospinal fluid’s circulatory pulse through the thickness of the skull with her bare hands, without being confounded by the intervening integumentary and vascular systems. And on top of that, she was able to use the gentlest of force to manoeuvre the Wookie’s relatively fused cranial sutures to restore normal function and resolve pain.

I mean, wow. I can’t do that. Hell, Master Yoda can’t do that. These Craniosacral Therapists… unbelievable”.