A waddle of pregnant women has besieged a country town road clad only in bra and undies. The precise motivation for the act remains unclear, however it is rumoured that the women were on a mission to find their useless husbands, who had each forgotten to hang out the washing, leaving their respective partners with no clothes to wear.

“They seems pretty pissed off to me” said the besieged country road to our reporter, “It’s a good thing their already up the duff coz they won’t be getting any action any time soon haha!”.

More to come.