It’s been revealed that the sacroiliac joint of a local Football Player has been threatened at gunpoint to “get in line” or suffer the consequences. The Good Health Tribune managed to secure an image of the confrontation. The events that led to the pictured moment are yet to be elucidated, but rumours circulating the Football club point to a culture of intolerance and intimidation with regards to the control of sacroiliac behaviour by club Physiotherapists.

“Why they always on our case?” complained an anonymous Sacroiliac Joint to our reporter. “I can barely move my ass at the best of times but they always riding me… pushing me, poking me, tellin’ me to get in line. And now they got a gun on one of my brothers! I’m like fuuck bro! We can’t move yo! We ain’t yo problem!”

More to come.