A man with a persistent limitation in axial rotation has “come out” as a penguin. “I’ve lived a lie my entire life… but it’s 2021 for gods sake, if not now, then when?” asked the penguin rhetorically to our reporter.

Penguin explained that it was an instagram post by a Physiotherapist that finally viable hikmtbr courage to come out. “It was a simple post really. You see, I’ve always been different to other guys. At school they were all so into axial rotation. That’s what we were expected to be into. But rotating just never felt natural for me. Anyways, fast forward to a few months ago and I see this post that said “If you can’t rotate, you’re basically a penguin”, and suddenly my life made sense. I can’t rotate. I love eating fish. I’m a great swimmer. I am a penguin!”