A Man from the City’s Western District has suffered the misfortune of a sudden increase in the mass of his head while using his mobile phone.

“I was texting a mate but the sunlight was glaring off the screen a bit so I kind of stooped forward to get a closer look… and suddenly my head just massively expanded!” reported the Man. “It felt like it weighed way more than normal… about 27kg if I had to guess.

Our reporter asked the Man what he thought might have triggered the strange phenomenon.

“Geez, it’s a good question, I’m not really sure. I remember my head began to grow as I bent my neck to look at the screen. I got to about 15degrees flexion and I kinda thought, shit, my head feels like it just grew to 12kg! Then at 30degrees it felt like 18kg. And finally as I passed 60degrees flexion it topped out 27kg. Fucken weird shit mate”.

Our reporter agreed.