A maverick Chiropractor in the City’s Southwest has managed what has long been considered unmanageable. In what is believed to be a world first, the veteran Chiropractor and self proclaimed “experience leveraging life coach” has restored a chronic pain patient’s capacity to self manage her difficulties… by wacking her repeatedly in the arse with a mallet.

“I know all the evidence limited practitioners will say that self efficacy is induced by the process of working through one’s problems on one’s own” explained the Chiropractor to our reporter, “but in my experience, nothing is more empowering than a well timed swing of a mallet up the date of a doggy style posed patient”.