In a turn of events, that isn’t really a turn of events, because it has happened with every single new graduate Physiotherapist he has ever hired, the owner of a Northern Beaches Clinic learned that his newly employed Physio “Just fucken loves treating post-op ACLs.

“Well whoopdy fucken do, what a surprise!”laughed clinic owner and local surfing royalty, Maxxie Freshwater. “I’m buggered if I know why, but all these grommets are obsessed with ACL rehab! What’s all that about? Why they’d rather hear a bloke complain about his knee than a bloke complain about his back or shoulder or something else I’ll never know. It’s funny they all bang on about being the new wave of “patient centred” practitioners, and within the first 5 seconds of an appointment with a bloke or shiela with a problem that’s not a knee problem, they’re already half checked out! Haha bloody Millennials.”