In a lengthy and public exchange on a well known social media platform, a Midtown Crystal Healer has refuted a potentially damaging claim levelled against her by a well meaning, albeit argumentative antagonist.

The claim against the Crystal Healer arose as the number of back and forth comments regarding the scope of practice of the practice of crystal healing, mushroomed beyond 100.

“I’m not sure how else I can state it… You’re doing harm to patients when you claim that your crystal healing cures people via a rebalancing of energy. But your problem is you can’t know that unless you have a good grasp of concepts such as prior plausibility, face validity, and post hoc reasoning errors. In short, you can’t know what you don’t know”, explained the antagonist in her most polite cyber tone.

“Lol”, replied the Crystal Healer. “I don’t need to know about “prior plausibility” or any of your other mainstream climate killing science rules. And who are you to judge me anyway??? I’ll have you know that I do know what I don’t know!!!”