An internationally renowned Clinician and noted industry influencer with a self-assessed perfect record of never being wrong has assured his clique of social media followers that all those haters who disagree with his doctrine are simply suffering from cognitive dissonance.

“They just can’t see the error in their way”, explained Dr Ian Eggly who has gained prominence within the social media cyberscape of Physiotherapists, Chiropractors and the like in recent years via the steady release of attractive content that challenges the status quo.

“It’s kind of sad really. All that time and effort spent building up a skill set derived from a perspective of the available literature that is different from mine, and therefore incorrect… I mean, talk about your sunken cost fallacy”.

Dr Eggly went onto explain that he is most proud of the fact that he is shaping the thoughts of the next generation of clinicians. “I’m truly humbled to be able to spend most of my time helping my followers learn the true value of being disproportionately critical of every aspect of clinical practice that opposes my own. I just hope that one day, all of those haters can somehow find a way to resolve their cognitive dissonance and see things as clearly as I do”.