An an attractive man’s chills have multiplied to the extent that he is in danger of losing control. The onset of symptoms are thought to be the result of an electrified power, possibly supplied by a scantily clad, attractive blonde female.

A scantily clad blonde woman in the vicinity of the feverish man would not confirm nor deny being the source of the man’s chills. Nor would she confirm or deny that she is known to operate as a power supply, electrified or otherwise.

The woman was however, forthright in repeatedly voicing a request for the feverish man in question to shape up with a view to meeting her stated need to find a man while also remaining true to her own heart.

One can only observe these events from a safe distance and hope, for everyone’s sake that the scantily clad woman is not the source of the man’s exponentially growing chills, or else there exists a grave risk that her very presence may drive the persistence of his chills such that he is rendered unable to shape up to the degree required by the scantily clad lady.

More details to come as this story unfolds.