A Physiotherapist with an uncanny resemblance to a prominent San Diego Journalist has reportedly experienced a surprise erection whilst critically analysing the content of a weight lifting educational video produced by a Personal Trainer.

“I saw this video about weightlifting by this trainer, James Smithers, or something, and thought to myself, ‘There are few points I disagree with that might be worth raising as a forum for discussion’” explained the Physiotherapist. “So I start to piece together a critique of the video… you know jotting down a few arguments, collating some reference material to support my thinking. And suddenly, my old fella was standing taller and prouder than a giraffe on stilts! So weird.”

Physiotherapists experiencing surprise erections while critiquing the online content of Personal Trainers is thought to be a relatively recent phenomenon. But according to Jack Broomstick, a spokesperson for Popular Personal Trainer, James Smith, it’s no surprise.

“Oh shit yeah, those condescending little cunt Physios love to get a stiffy on while they pull apart James’ content. I don’t know why the pricks bastards pick on James. He’s got it tough you know. He not only has to protect his own clients from a spinal flexion mediated disc explosion, but he is also responsible for the spinal health of other people in his gym who might be watching his training sessions. And let’s face it, when you’re a fearless industry leader like James, there are lots of people watching”.